for Mom

so for Christmas I made my mom a crafty little ribbon lanyard keychain deal, which sounds extra lame, and definitely raises the question: why would she cry over that?  The answer is I paired it with this poem.  It's quite wonderful and hilarious and precious and genius, and I am glad she enjoyed it so thoroughly.  I wish I could have bottled up the moment she opened it and read the poem, it was the cutest thing in the whole world, which makes sense coming from the cutest mom in the whold world.  The end.